Show #69 - MP3

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1. Big show #71!
2. GoGrid.com!
3. Asian beer
4. Canadian politics
5. U.S. politics
6. Unfuddle.com!
7. Jon is plugging his book (http://www.jonwatson.ca/book)

Woods of Chaos by Rob Costlow

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Show #69 - MP3

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1. Big show #70!
2. Kelly critiques James Bond
3. Jon plays with Google Gadgets
4. Is Lisa a prostitute?
5. Jon is plugging his book (http://www.jonwatson.ca/book)
6. Everyone in Alberta got $400!
7. Kelly's corner - more beer!
8. Does HowToForge kill your Firefox 3.0.3?
   

Picassos Dream by Grayson Wray

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Show #69 - MP3

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1. Kelly no likey this version of the intro
2. New intro contest!
3. Jon bitchin' about the ball on his Blackberry Pearl
4. Kelly's movie quote question
5. We like BSG, House, Heros, and The Office
6. Our BSG Last Cylon prediction
7. You Tube link to Office into with BSG Music
8. Jon is dropping F-Bombs everwhere!
9. More history of Beer with Kelly!
10. We've made fun of almost everyone by now
11. Song: Rain Parade from the Album Alpha and Oranges by the band Atomic Opera from Magnatune.com
12. Kelly plugs KLM Interior Concepts
13. Ad-hoc listener feedback

Alpha and Oranges by Atomic Opera

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Show #68 - MP3

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1. Toll Free Numbers - wOOt!
2. Check out GtVMail (referal link): http://gotvmail.com/index.html?r=8888375229&cid=refer
3. Kelly's corner: More beer history!
4. The song

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Reconnection by Ammonite

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Show #67 - MP3

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1. Yes, we suck and we know it
2. An incredibly long and boring drone-on by Jon about rsync, hard links and remote backup
3. Kelly's corner: The History of....?
4. The song
5. Jon's Bork Out

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Penguin Dust by Atomic Opera

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Show #66 - MP3

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1. Pig latin is for girls!
2. A tutorial in pig latin from Jon
3. Jon's mic sounds better this week
4. Kelly is now KLM Interior Concepts!
5. Some design show hosts suck
6. Jon likes Holmes on Homes
7. What is staging?
8. Jon has the sniffles
9. The "Underdog" edition of Linux Journal
10. Mutt is OK. Not good for me, but fun to play with
11. KDE makes my desktop look like crap because I cannot handle all of the options
12. Evolution is suckky
13. Kelly thinks Facebook's photo upload sucks the big one
14. Jon has 12seconds.tv invites to give out. Email us for one!
15. Jon's series of Pirate Movies: http://www.12seconds.tv/channel/jonwatson
16. Song: Arthur Yoria's "Cutting a Rug". Play it in the Magnatune player below!
17. Magnatune's new features: the embedded player and the $18 All-You-Can-Eat or $9 All-You-Can-Stream accounts!

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Handshake Smiles by Arthur Yoria

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Show #65

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Yes, I we know Jon's mic sounds like crap. It's been a while - gimme a break!

12seconds.tv

Phoenix Hollow is open

Guest Laptop

Blackberry Pearl's are made for girls

Kelly's Corner

Kelly's book! She doesn't want to give too much away!

Kelly drops the F Bomb!

Jon drops the F Bomb!

Liz Taylor was in LOTR!

How can Ubuntu Studio be so freakin' ugly?

Audacity still sucks...

Some foul listener feedback

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Show #59: Giant Pumpkins, Grand Central, and poor old Pluto

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Topics

1. 1,200 pound pumpkins!
   
2. That stupid Broadcom 4318 or 3418 or whatever rears its ugly head again
3. Kelly's new-ish laptop
4. Grandcentral
5. Miro
6. Pathetic Blogs
7. More on our new home town (are you sick of it yet?)
   

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Links

1. Grand Central
   
2. Miro
   
3. Pathetic Blogs
   
4. Windsor, Nova Scotia
5. Giant Pumpkins
   

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Show #58: Holy Crap! We're Back!

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Minutes

1. The move and living in Nova Scotia
2. The employment scene
   
3. Audacity on Gutsy Gibbon
   
4. Ubuntu naming conventions. Where to go now?
5. Kelly has graduated and her edumacation is complete
   
6. Jon's new home page
7. The JaK Attack! Facebook group
8. Facebook groups we've joined this week
   

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1. No linkies this week
   

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No show notes. Just a big ol surprise!

Apologies for taking so long to get this show up. Between selling our house and recently formatting our recording computer, it was quite a challenge.

Enjoy!

Links

1. OpenMoko
2. Qtopia
3. Lost in Space Hosting
4. Song: I'm Sorry by Girl's Stuff
   

Show #55: Hosting Fraud and Microsoft Surface!

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Minutes

1. We're Truck People now!
2. How to spot a fraudulent hosting order
3. Microsoft Surface - MS does something cool for once!
4. Listener Feedback
   

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Links

1. Microsoft Surface!
   

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No time for show notes, sorry.

This is the MP3 for show #54!

Show #53: We're Moving!

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Minutes

1. 01:00 - Jon and Kelly are moving to Nova Scotia!
2. 04:00 - Jon lectures on why Calgary sucks
3. 09:00 - Why the neighbours don't talk to us
4. 10:30 - Jon hates Opera! The browser that is
5. 15:50 - Song: Lean on My by Mr. Death from Podsafe Music Network
6. 18:30 - The Hosting Puppy Affiliate program
7. 23:50 - Help support Hosting Puppy with a banner! http://www.hostingpuppy.com/Banners
8. 24:20 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs

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Show #52: THUD! & Mandriva  Metisse

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Minutes

1. 02:00 - KPG's Marathon
2. 05:12 - THUD! by Terry Pratchett
3. 09:30 - Mandriva Metisse
4. 18:00 - Song: Ray Eden's Zen Chaos Theory from PMN

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 Links

1. Song: Ray Eden's Zen Chaos Theory from Podsafe Music Network
   
2. Hosting Puppy!

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Extras

The code that alerts me every time the root user logs in to one of my servers (set whatever email address you like in root's .forward file). Call this file /etc/profile.d/lalert.sh:

#!/bin/sh
# <user login alert>
cuser=`/usr/bin/whoami`
alert_addy="root"
alert_usrs="root bin adm mysql admin"

for usr in `echo $alert_usrs`; do
if [ "$usr" == "$cuser" ] || [ "$alert_usrs" == "" ]; then
hostname=`/bin/hostname`
date=`date +"%b %e %H:%M:%S"`
tmz=`date +"%z"`
cuser_info=`/usr/bin/who` >> /dev/null 2>&1
cuser_last=`last $usr -n 10` >> /dev/null 2>&1
rm -f /etc/profile.d/.tmp
cat > /tmp/.usralert-$$ <<EOF
This alert was generated in response to an interactive login made by user $usr on $hostname; at which time the date was $date. Further information is detailed below on this login event (all time stamps are GMT $tmz):

Applicable 'who' output:
$cuser_info

Applicable 'lastlog' output:
$cuser_last

EOF
cat /tmp/.usralert-$$ | mail -s "Login alert ($cuser) on $hostname" $alert_addy
rm -f /tmp/.usralert-$$
fi
done
# </user login alert>

Show #51: Hosting Puppy, The End of the NAS Caper, and Kelly's Rant

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Minutes

1. 02:30 - Jon talks about podcasting
   
2. 05:00 - How the "NAS Caper" turned out
   
3. 10:30 - Hosting Puppy web hosting
4. 19:00 - Song: Soul System Breakdown by Revision from The Podsafe Music Network
   
5. 19:00 - Kelly's Corner: do not shop from Dallas 2 You on eBay!
   
6. 37:00 - Listener Feedback
   

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 Links

1. Hosting Puppy!

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Show #50: The Great NAS Caper!

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Minutes

1. 01:00 - Kelly is done her exams!
2. 03:00 - The Great NAS Caper
3. 17:30 - Arthur Yoria - She Looks Like You from Podsafe Music Network
   
4. 20:00 -  Feedback
5. 23:25 - Kelly's Corner

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 Links

1. Gear Log
   

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Show #49: KPG Steals the Show, Jon's Mulligan.

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Minutes

1. 00:25 - KPG Gone Wild!
2. 03:21 - Who the hell is Leslie Gore?
3. 06:02 - What Would Chirpa Do?
4. 08:81 - Jon has had a week from hell
5. 10:44 - Jon has spent his mulligan
6. 16:00 - Kelly's Corner
7. 26:30 - Listener Feedback - Frappr Now Sucks!
8. 28:30 - Romper Room again...
   

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 Links

1. Kelly's aura link.
   

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Show #48: KPG is not here! Too much Skitzo, Hosting Puppy and Web Resellers

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Minutes

1. 00:45 - Class Dismembered by Skitzo
2. 05:08 - A little Linux and RMS
3. 07:29 - Heavenly Raid by Skitzo
4. 10:00 - Both songs are from Skitzo on the album Babblestick from Magnatune
5. 11:30 - Let's talk about Hosting Puppy
6. 14:00 - People who want to pay more than I'm asking for mystify me
7. 17:30 - Most web hosting resellers are totally clueless
8. 19:00 - We will get into VPSes, but the OpenVZ templates are whacked
9. 22:34 - Outtie!
   

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1. No linky this week.
   

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Show #47: VMWare, Scalix, and more of Jon's hate.

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Minutes

1. 01:37 - Kelly's Naked Room
2. 02:25 - Unbelievably Jon is STILL full of hate
3. 03:00 - Jon's release memo from the Navy
4. 04:00 - Florian of the Scalix faith stopped by the blog
5. 05:30 - Routing hell
6. 06:54 - Kelly doesn't like the sound of packet sniffing
7. 08:00 - Watch out for VMWare Appliances. Varying degrees of goodness
8. 11:52 - Linux Mint (sent in my Gord!)
9. 15:15 - Kinky Girlfriend by 10-Shot from the Podsafe Music Network
10. 19:00 - Kelly's Corner: 10 Things New Linux Users Need to Unlearn
11. 31:57 - Listener Feedback
    

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 Links

1. Mostly Linux
   

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Show #46: Scalix, Shorewall, PPTP and Jon's Hate.

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Minutes

1. I wish I had taken show notes. I just can't bring myself to listen to the show....
   

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 Links

1. Scalix
   
2. PPTPD
   
3. Shorewall

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Show #45: SyncML, Proprietary Software, and Jokes!

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Minutes

1. 02:00 - Kelly is horrified by the Frappr Map
2. 02:30 - Frappr sucks now
3. 03:30 - Jon, his Treo, and the Hot Snake (tm)
4. 04:45 - The story of SyncML
5. 10:00 - Seeing a Ferrari isn't the same as owning a Ferrari
6. 10:30 - Schedule World showing great promise
7. 12:37 - Jon thinks the whole SyncML thing is doomed
8. 14:20 - Unlimited incoming cell phone plans are weird
9. 17:22 - Podcasting = Time Travel!
10. 18:45 - Sunshine Variety Clug - Special Needs from the Podsafe Music Network
11. My Xorg tapbutton touchpads are toooo geeky!
12. 22:00 - Listener Feedback
13. 26:00 - Romper Room Feedback!
14. 27:40 - Jon's joke

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 Links

1. SyncML
2. Funambol
3. Schedule World
4. GooSync
   

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Show #44: Gnome, Linux, and OpenVZ!

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Minutes

1. 01:45 - OpenVZ
2. 13:00 - Kelly's Corner (Gnome & Linus)
   
3. 30:42 - Listener Feedback (GNUCash)
4. 34:43 - Outtie!
   

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 Links

1. OpenVZ
2. GNUCash
   

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Show #43: ISPConfig and Sea Monkeys!

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Minutes

1. 01:00 - Using ISPConfig to manage a LAMP appliance
   
2. 10:00 - How not to deal with a hack
3. 12:45 - Kelly's Corner (Sea Monkeys!)
   
4. 19:06 - Song: Subatomic Sound System Breaking Down the Barriers From the Podsafe Music Network
   
5. 25:00 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs
6. 29:55 - Wrap up
   

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 Links

1. ISPConfig
2. Song: Breaking Down the Barriers by Subatomic Sound System
   
3. Sea Monkey Mania
4. Wikipedia Sea Monkey page
   

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Show #42: Virtual Machines, ESVA, Citadel

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Minutes

1. 02:00 - Kelly sooo busy. We might never see her again
2. 03:45 - Jon almost kills Chirpa
3. 04:22 - Jon is a virtual server farmer
4. 06:00 - Running ESVA and Citadel in virtual machines
5. 08:00 - Backing up VMs is just a tarball away
6. 09:00 - 'vmrun' is your friend for command-line vmware machine control
7. 10:30 - The Adobe VM - yet another use for a VM
8. 11:15 - VM networking: bridged, NAT, and host-only
9. 13:00 - Bridged VMs do not have to be hosted on a DNS-routable box. Weird, but cool.
10. 16:45 - Mail Watch (part of ESVA) is a great way to deal with the problem of how far to trust spam assassin
11. 18:45 - Kelly's Corner
12. 20:30 - The Song!
13. 25:00 - Listener feedback
14. 26:30 - Beryl seems to crater a lot of computers
15. 28:00 - The show feeds have not changed. The OGG and MP3 feeds are the same as they always have been
    

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Links

1. 32-A � �The Usurper� from PMN
2. Ruby James - "Famous Song" from PMN
3. ESVA - email gateway in a VM
4. Citadel - the bestest PIM anywhere!
5. Open Clipart - free clipart
   

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Show #41: Stats, Beryl, LPI and GIMP!

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Minutes

1. 00:30 - Magnus likes being a one-man comedy act
2. 01:20 - Song: Chief Pinkton "So Alive" from the Podsafe Music Network
3. 05:00 - Kelly has been enlightened
4. 09:30 - Kelly may be trying Sabayon Linux soon
5. 10:00 - Jon raves about Beryl for a bit
6. 12:30 -Show stats
7. 14:30 - Jon is taking his LPI level 1 certification prep course
8. 16:30 - Making a filesystem within a file
9. 18:30 - My Linux Journal problems can be blamed on Canada Post
10. 20:30 - It's Sean's birthday next week and Gord's today!
11. 21:11 - Listener Feedback
12. 22:00 - Jza sends us some tips on Gimp
13. 33:15 - Two sites Jon wanted to mention
    

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Links

1. Chief Pinkton at The Podsafe Music Network
2. Gimptalk
3. Making a file system within a file at Jon's blog
4. Really Linux - newbie Linux site
5. Slumped Over Keyboard Dead - c'mon and join the fun
6. Linux Professional Institute (LPI)
7. 
   

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Show #40: Linux Journal, Moves Sites, and the Poddys!

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Minutes

1. 01:12 - Kelly is always drunk
2. 02:11 - Kelly is depressing
3. 04:05 - Jon's Linux Journal articles are out
4. 06:45 - February's Linux Journal was written entirely by 4 people :)
5. 07:30 - Linux World Net is shut down and being archived
6. 08:15 - Matt from LWN's Linux Newbie has started up Linux Neophyte. Visit!
7. 10:00 - We have moved to Libsyn. Oh, if you're reading this or listening to the show then you probably know that.
8. 11:45 - The show feed has both MP3s and OGGs in it right now.  Need time to sort that out and customize the blog, etc.
9. 12:15 - Jon has a new server coming.
   
10. 12:20 - Kelly has a problem and Jon is an ass who capitalizes on it
11. 15:50 - Jon is getting a new server from Sub300
    
12. 18:00 - Kelly thinks Jon tries to get everything by her under the guise of "economics"
13. 20:00 - The Zero Footprint PC
14. 22:30 - Kelly's Corner: FC 6 and The Poddy's
    
15. 28:00 - Listener Feedback: Magnus says Jon's music sucks
16. 31:15 - Song: Uncle Seth's To Be an Angel from The Podsafe Music Network
17. 35:00 - Close out
    

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Links

1. Linux World Net is shutting down
   
2. Song: Uncle Seth's To Be An Angel from the Podsafe Music Network
3. Sub300:The Zero Footprint PC
4. Sub300: Jon's new server box
   
5. Jon's Linux Journal Win4Lin Virtual Desktop Server article
6. Jon's Linux Journal Citadel article
7. Matt's Linux Neophyte blog
8. The Poddys
9. Jon is using Sabayon Linux
   

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• 02:00 - KPG is outta school and Jon is hung ovah!
  
• 04:00 - All server moves are finally done
  
• 08:30 -  Home servers, the NSLU2, and VPSes
  
• 14:30 - What do you call a fish without an eye?
  
• 15:40 - Linux World Net is toast
  
• 23:00 - Song: The Deepening by theStark from the Podsafe Music Network
  
• 26:25 - Listener Feedback
  
• 32:35 - Shout Outs and Bork Outs: Arch Linux is off the Xmas list!
  

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